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Headshrinkers LLC
A darkly funny guide to evicting the thoughts living rent-free in your head
Kindle and paperback available now
A darkly funny guide to evicting the thoughts living rent-free in your head
The book, without the zoning paperwork
The thoughts living rent-free in your head have had a good run.
Headshrinkers LLC is a darkly funny, deadpan guide to overthinking, resentment, old arguments, imaginary conversations, and all those unwanted thoughts that refuse to shut up.
Ever spent three days worrying about a conversation that lasted thirty seconds? Replayed something embarrassing from fifteen years ago? Invented a disaster before breakfast?
Management has questions.
In eighteen short, standalone chapters, Eleanor Reeve combines absurd humor with practical ways to stop giving troublesome thoughts more attention than they deserve. Each chapter ends with an Eviction Notice: one concrete action you can actually try.
There’s also an Emergency Manual for when something is already on fire.
Read it in order, or open it wherever your particular problem lives.
No inspirational slogans. No promises of enlightenment. No requirement to become a better person by Thursday.
Just useful ideas, a little profanity, questionable administration, and a management department that’s had quite enough.
WE SHRINK HEADS GOOD.
Independent reader response
“This book is a perfect read for those who are tired of overthinking small decisions and feel hampered by them in daily life.”
In her independent review, Uroosa highlights the book’s short, concrete chapters and its fresh way of looking at overthinking.
From the author's desk
Practical advice, questionable departmental authority, and the occasional eviction notice for thoughts occupying space without permission.
Printable Cranial Occupancy Report: Answer six absurd questions and generate your very own official-looking diagnosis → Satire only; no medical assessment, sign-up, or submitted data.
New: Cranial Memory Cleanup v1.0: Run a completely fictional computer diagnostic on your overloaded head → No actual computers or memories will be scanned. Management would not know how.
Free Unauthorized Thought Inspection: Find out which thought has taken over your building → Receive an official-looking ruling and one practical Eviction Notice. No signup required.
Free printable: Serve an Eviction Notice to a thought living rent-free → Fill it in and print or save as PDF. No email required.
Read Eleanor's NotesHeadshrinkers LLC is an independent publisher of original fiction, humor, satire, and unconventional nonfiction. Founded in 2026 and based in Elizabeth City, North Carolina, the press publishes a small list and manages its editorial, production, and bibliographic work independently.
Titles are selected for a distinct authorial voice and for work that can be presented, catalogued, and sold through ordinary trade and library channels.
Five consecutive pages from Chapter One. Swipe or scroll through the actual book pages, then inspect the back cover.
Sample pages from a pre-publication layout. Some wording and formatting may differ from the revised Amazon edition.
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Management Notices
Occasional Eviction Notices, field memoranda, book announcements, and other documents that have escaped the filing cabinet.
No daily inspiration. No motivational sequence. Management writes when paperwork appears necessary. Every message includes an unsubscribe link.
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